Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize
