white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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