he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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