it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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