It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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