I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
There r osticjed everywhere
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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