We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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