WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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