i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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