I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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