That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Do vagina's smell?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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