Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it hurts more in the daytime
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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