Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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