Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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