I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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