mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
