So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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