she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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