what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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