sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
