Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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