The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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