Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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