I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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