Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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