It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Randomize
