so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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