That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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