that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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