giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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