I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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