i don't like sucking hair
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I think your dad took our porno
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I look excited, but its just a facade.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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