Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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