I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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