That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
