it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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