he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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