a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
