2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
why do cheetos always look like penises
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Couch. On fire.
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