im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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