She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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