I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
