At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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