Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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