you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Rumble strips road head = magical
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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