If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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