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(214): View more from Texas

Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.

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(847): View more from Illinois

And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.

(1-847): View more from Illinois

I should injure you considerably.

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(917): View more from New York City

found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him

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(905): View more from Ontario

the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.

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(540): View more from Virginia

THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.

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(240): View more from Maryland

did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck

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(913): View more from Kansas

He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.

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(703): View more from Virginia

dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.

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