I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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