I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I wish i was in the wii world.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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