Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i think my mom watched the whole time
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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